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sometimes i see stuff i can't stop thinking about it/assuming things and it makes me feel weird

like it’s little non-important things other people do, and it sticks with me and makes me feel weird. it probably has absolutely no consequence on the actual person’s life, but for some reason it breaks my fucking heart and i don’t know why.

last night while i was scarfing down my tacos outside a food truck, this tall girl came up, walking alone, and said, “i followed my nose”. there were a few of us standing out there, but no one said anything. i was kinda drunk, but i probably wouldn’t have said anything anyway, just because i’m awkward.

anyway she walked up to order from the food truck, still alone, and asked, “Do you have any empanadas?” and the man behind the counter was like “What?” and she asked again, “Do you have an empeñadas?” (and i recognized the empeñadas because so many white people at the restaurant try ordering empanadas and they can’t say it, and i guess they try and make it sound like piñatas). and the man behind the counter was like “No”. So the girl just asked for a quesadilla and then ate it, alone. 

and i can’t stop thinking about her, and how sad she probably was to be at a bar alone (which i can’t say for sure if she was alone, i just didn’t see her with anyone). and i can’t get over how she tried ordering empanadas, because she was probably trying to be cool but in reality she’s only had them once before because someone else got them and she really liked them, but she has no one what they are. and the food truck didn’t even have any. and she probably just wanted friends or someone to talk to. and those few minutes keep replaying in my head and it makes me really sad. i woke up in a weird mood today.

Mar 30, 20122 notes
riding your bike stoned as fuck

is the single most terrifying experience. i felt like i was fred armisen when he’s the biker on Portlandia. “5 FEET 5 FEET! BIKE RIGHT”

yesterday i went on a mini-bender because i stayed up real late and did real bad on my test. i was real sad so i got real high and drank like 5 beers and ate a whole frozen pizza and fell asleep on my couch. going real hard.

and then today me and drab went literally bought 20 VHS at the thrift store. it’s fucking cool, we just watched The 5th Element. That movie kinda sucks but it was cool cause it was on VHS. 

and now i’m going to St. Dane’s. because it’s wednesday. and i wanna get drunk, and i don’t have anything better to do. fuck school. 

Mar 28, 20122 notes
Mar 27, 20122 notes
#pizza
and then tomorrow i'll turn 21, we'll script another show. We'll play charades up in the Chelsea, drink champagne although you shouldn't be, we'll be blind and dumb until we fall asleep
Mar 27, 20122 notes
#the antlers #bear #inside yr stomach
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Mar 27, 20123 notes
#sum 41 #still waiting #the sums
Mar 26, 2012
i love it when bad things happen to bad people

http://thedailycougar.com/2012/03/21/president-vp-senators-disqualified/

best news i’ve heard in awhile, guy has been a joke since forever. it’d make me so mad to walk around campus and get handed flyers and cards from his “campaign” asking for my support. each time i refused to take it and i’d say “i don’t like that guy”. i guess he really is a politician, he’s corrupt and scummy enough.

i hope he gets expelled. identity theft is pretty fucked up.

Mar 22, 20123 notes
#idiot #university of houston
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Mar 21, 20125 notes
#cute is what we aim for #curse of curves #guilty pleasure
Shane Henderson Comments On Valencia Hiatus; Warped Tour

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Shane Henderson recently did an interview to discuss Valencia’s hiatus in addition to hopes of landing on Warped Tour’s Acoustic Basement Stage. Check out the full interview here and a quote from Henderson below by clicking “Read More.”

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if shane henderson played warped this year, i wouldn’t feel weird/old going to warped tour..again…for the second year in a row =x. it wouldn’t matter that i’m probably 6 years to a decade older than most other warped tour attendees…the lineup is that fucking good…

Mar 21, 201222 notes
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Mar 20, 2012
#kris kristofferson #bonaroo #2010

if happiness is empty rooms and drinking in the afternoon
well i suppose i’m happy as a clam
but if it’s got a thing to do with smilin’ or forgettin’ you
well i don’t guess that i could say i am 

Mar 20, 2012
#kris kristofferson #from the bottle to the bottom
3rd poem i'm turning in tomorrow

it’s supposed to be a list of things, “the list poem”. I don’t know what that means. i think i did it wrong. but i don’t really care. the professor is a huge dick. anyway this is what i’m turning in.

And it’s to anyone who’s ever been stuck in a car with me..

You’re in the passenger seat
Your mouth is curling
My hand turns the key
My engine stutters
Your bobbing leg shakes the car
Your cheeks turn red
Because it is hot inside my stalled car
Sweat collects under my arms
Because it is hot inside my stalled car
You let out a groan
I say, “It could be worse”
You say, “Shut the fuck up”
You lean your head on my window
I let the engine rest
I let myself rest

You play on your phone
I count cars whizzing by
You squirm in your seat
My lips try to find yours
You give me a slap

“You gotta call a tow truck”
“You know I can’t afford it”
“You gotta get a jump”
“You know I don’t have cables”
“You will always be a dirty deadbeat”
“You really know how to turn me on, baby”
You spit in my face
My jaws clench
My mouth gets real small
Your eyes sharpen
Your breath is heavy

I open my car door
“About time you finally did something
I nod
“Hurry up, come back, it’s hot and stuffy in here”
I nod

I walk down the road
I turn and
See you
Behind my windshield

You think I’m coming back 

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Mar 17, 2012
#houston #fuckrice #notsxsw #ktru
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#sxsw #iwannagosurfing #dickies
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#sxsw
Mar 16, 20122 notes
#realfun #sxsw
Mar 15, 20121 note
#messwithtexas #sxsw #girls
Mar 14, 2012
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